The other night I was stir-frying dinner when I asked my wife if should prefer a bread roll with it instead of rice or noodles. She looked at me as if I had gone mad and told me that she didn't think a roll was a sensible suggestion.
So I looked straight at her and said:
wait for it
"Surely you've heard of wok and roll!"
*grooooaaan* Vintage Dad!
ReplyDeleteIt was truly terrible! And he had that look on his face, you know the one - it means there's a truly terrible pun coming!
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